So I'm sick...again...SHEESH!!!! This has been a very difficult two months. From my strep throat to Lillys and now mine trying to make a comeback. It's very aggravating. Instead of my throat feeling like a meat grinder this time; my head feels like two washcloths have been shoved up my nostrils. Ok...enough with the descriptions...I feel like poop. That sums it up.
So, as I was lying awake ALL night last night I had a lot of time to think. I don't think many of my thoughts were normal because I was laughing at them this morning.
Especially this one:
I really think wedding vows should be elaborated upon. I know that people write their own vows and elaborate on them some...
But I think it should be taken even farther!
You know how amazing weddings can be. The bride is stunning. The groom is in awe half the night at his glowing wife. The cake is awesome...etc...
But when it gets to the part where the preacher says, "For better, for worse. In sickness and in health..." That is where an exaggeration should come into play.
When Tim and I got married if my preacher had said, "Tim...do you realize that you will have to pick tics off of unflattering body parts, and she will run out of toilet paper and holler for you to bring her a roll. You do realize those are some of the 'for worse' parts right?"
"And Tim, you do realize she looks like a hag when she is sick? And you will have to hold her hair when she is puking because she's a wimp. That's what the 'in sickness' part means Tim...are you sure?"
I have to wonder if he would've run screaming down the aisle to get away from me.
I think I would.
Maybe not as many divorces would happen if the preacher elaborated on the vows.
And that is what I thought about last night.
I'm so glad Tim has stuck with me during some of my worst moments.